iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

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fishmech:

"like, 9/11 was an inside job scoob!"

fishmech:

"like, 9/11 was an inside job scoob!"

thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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bontomato:

bye oh my god

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whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.

from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)

panarriqueno:

sizvideos:

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Yea I feel the same everytime I put hispanic on the application. I wonder if I put black and white will I get the job. 

I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat, half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog.” No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kid’s show.

Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via craickills)

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